Just to make sure that you people don't get any ideas about stealing this stuff, I've got Cartman here to help me.
"You will respect my authoritay!!"
I always liked the Dancing Spot. He's much better than those dancing hamsters.
When a maniac has a gun pointed at your head, 10 seconds is 9.5 seconds more than you live.
-Sylvester Stallone, Demolition Man
I know each of you like I know my own smell . . . . . and you - Jose - Together we - burned the village - and we - raped the horses - and we - rode off on the women - and we - pruned - the - hedges - of - many small villages - who the hell are you?!?
-Chevy Chase conversing with the mexican bandit El Guapo, The Three Amigos
Well, it's certainly more enjoyable than my average day, reading philosophy, avoiding gang rape in the washroom, though it's less of a problem these days, maybe I'm losing my sex appeal.
-Sean Connery, The Rock
Show me your fire engine.
-Jennifer Jason Leigh, Backdraft
Losers always whine about their best, winners go home and fuck the prom queen.
-Sean Connery, The Rock
I am William Wallace - you can't be William Wallace, he's over 7 feet tall - Aye, and if he were here, he'd consume the British with lightening bolts from his eyes and fireballs from his arse . . I am William Wallace, and I see before me a whole army of my countrymen . .
-Mel Gibson, Braveheart
Touch me again and I'll kill ya.
-Bruce Willis, Last Boyscout
This British pilot gets shot down over germany and the SS picks him up. Well he was hurt, and they had to amputate his arm, so he says to them, "Will you please have someone take my arm and drop it over my base in England?" and they do it. So the next week, they have to amputate his other arm, and again he says to them, "Will you have someone drop it over my base in England?" and again they do it. Well, the next week, they have to amputate his leg, and he asks them one last time, if they'd drop it over his base, and this time they say, (with German accent)"Nien, this we cannot do. We think you are trying to escape."
-Rascal, Memphis Belle
Polishing the old torpedo, sir?
-Spanik, Down Periscope
You! You travel 3,000 miles to save my life, and leave me to be butchered?!? I fulfill my vows when I choose. Which doesn't include mealtime, prayertime, or anytime I'm outnumbered 6 to 1! You whine like a mule. You are still alive.
-Kevin Costner and Morgan Freeman, Robin Hood, Prince of Thieves
Excuse me, sir, but seeing as how the former VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT, cause if it leaks to the VC, we could be KT, and then we'd all be MIA.
-Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam
Gooooooood Morning Vietnam!!! Is it too early to be that loud? Well too late. Hey, this is Adrian Croneur coming to you at 0600. What does the "O" stand for? Oh my god it's early.
-Robin Williams, Good Morning Vietnam
You want the truth?? You want the truth?!? You can't handle the truth!!
-Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men
That son of a bitch just cut me off!
-Tom Cruise, Top Gun
I guess when I see something I want, I go right after it.
-Tom Cruise, Top Gun
Second place is the first place loser.
It's better to be a pessimist than an optimist. If you are an optimist, you are either right or let down. If you are a pessimist, you are either right or pleasantly surprised.
It's better to have asked and been a fool for five minutes, than to not have asked and been a fool forever.
-Chinese Proverb
More to come later.
Last updated on April 9, 2000